Poetry (?) by "Macho Man" Randy Savage

I submit to you a transcript from an interview of "Macho Man" Randy Savage.

In this format the seemingly drug-fueled rambling of the late professional wrestler reads like a beautiful piece of art. Shall we call it poetry?

He says I can't sing and I can't dance

but I can make romance, yeah

Right there the fork in the road

I said go right

Elizabeth said go left

I went RIGHT!

And then, and then I understand what the situation was

I went over that one bridge

yeah

and then

When I crossed that bridge I found out that I was on the right side

and I said Elizabeth Follow Me, Yeah

Because I'm going Straight to the Top!

The stars, yeah, the stars

one shining star in the night

Shining - BRIGHTER THAN ALL THE OTHER ONES!

And I'm talking light years away, yeah.

-"Macho Man" Randy Savage

Here's the video, the poetry goes through, but this particular passage begins at 2:00.